
Oddball Lib Dem politician Opik Lembit is reported to be dating page 3 girl Katie Green. She has been won over by his wit and wisdom, apparently. And his snazzy shirt.
THE Friday Boys are a disparate group of men spread across Tyneside who meet once a week - 'always on a Friday' - to talk about the arts, raise a glass to recently departed heroes and villains and, at the evening's end, down a whisky or two. The FBs have only one golden rule - talk of the working week is strictly off-limit.
Big cock.
ReplyDeleteAnd he pays for it.
Steady on now, his lawyers are lurking.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Definitely a big cock. And he doesn't need to pay. This is satire, by the way.
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